To explain

I received this challenge from a friend:

This is your assignment:
Write a short story in as few words as possible. The short story has to contain the following three things.
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

Don't know why you sent it, Milton, but thanks. The previous post is my attempt.

Anybody else want to give it a shot?


Cecily said…
The shortest things are the hardest to write no? Every incy word counts. Which means, I think, that I'm too lazy to even try! ;)
Deanna said…
My friend emailed to remind me that this was an Internet story that circulated (now I remember reading it a while ago).

Supposedly a college class was given this assignment, and one student received an A+. The best story:
"Good god, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."